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Anonymous asked: Can you come to England so I can marry you?

I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news

pizzary:

when u attempt to interact w your followers but they just ain’t havin’ it

(via younglionesssssss)

galaxys4:

I’m deleting

galaxys4:

I’m deleting

(via etxt)

dontkillcosima:

I don’t remember this Hannah Montana/Suite Life cross over :\

(via deanworcestershire)

porch:

best insult ever

porch:

best insult ever

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ughsocialjustice:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

Now that’s what I call justice 


Fucking hell….

-the Polish one

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

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2spooky4boo:

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

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confirmance:

do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep 

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australiansanta:

some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc

(via serealkiller)

jessepnkman:

once i was so high that i heard a drum beat and for a good fifteen seconds i thought that the events of the movie jumanji were about to happen to me

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