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geethejacketslut:

do you ever type a sentence beginning with a capital letter and then go back and change it to a lower case one like ‘woah there, gotta be casual’

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breadsigh:

please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

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caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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his voice is perfection

waited nearly 5 years for john mayer up come to melbourne and I’m seeing him tomorrow

life complete

sh1re:

happy easter

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vanjalen:

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat

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biologytextbook:

a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop

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lliampayne:

how come in like every single book ever the weird awkward girl gets the hot popular guy like this is not how real life works 

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foreverpizzah:

HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG

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genderbells:

i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went

"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"

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